Doctors' stories ...?!
Question: "A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one."
--Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
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At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
"Big breaths," I instructed.
Yes, they used to be," remorsefully replied the patient.
--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
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"One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart'."
--Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
Answers: "A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one."
--Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
______________________________________...
At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
"Big breaths," I instructed.
Yes, they used to be," remorsefully replied the patient.
--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
______________________________________...
"One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart'."
--Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , what's even better is that I witnessed most of them lool .
hahahahaha
hehehe very funny thanks for sharing. A star for u ;)
haha yea that was funny
They're okay. See, who says being a doctor is boring? ;)
LOL
Well, the first one was the best. Refreshing to see docrors' lives are not drab or boring or grey - there is a healthy dose of humour as well.
lol thanks alot lol
hehehe good ones
Oh my!! Those are HYSTERICAL!!
Thanks for the huge laughs!