Why did the alcoholic chicken cross the road?!


Question: This is a joke I made up, the punchline's really bad. The first person to guess it wins 10 points.


Answers: This is a joke I made up, the punchline's really bad. The first person to guess it wins 10 points.

to get to acholhochicks anonymous..?

to get to the booze

To get drunken.

To get to the Liquor Store before closing.
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because he was drunk!!!

It wanted to run away from the AA meetings?

There was more rum on the other side of the road?

i dont know, u tell me

Cause he was drunk then he got hit by a car and died of alcohol posining.

I'm dead serious.

2 get 2 the pub? he stumbled?

If he's an alcoholic hopefully he'll get run over!!!!!

idk to get more beer

To get to the drunk chick on the other side?!

To see if he still could?

to get to the cemetery

to geet to the other chick

to get to the other side

he saw his mrs coming

because it was pissed
or to get to the pub
or he had real bad problems and wanted to die lol

To get to the liquor store! Well he thought he saw two of them right there together. Double vision whoa. Actually it was a ditch he just didn't see it.

To go to the liquor store. To go to the bar. To go to an AA meeting.

to get to the bar...

to commit suicide.

to get to the other bottle?

because he couldn't walk in a straight line?

I give.

Because Hillary Clinton was giving a speech right next to him

To get a chocolate bar

wanted to suicide

to get to the patron.....yay-yah!!!

To meet his mate from the alcohol awareness course imposed on him by the courts.

to do chickin dance

To get slaughtered

to get a drink!!!!!!!!
whats funny about that?
he was not at his AA meeting tonight maybe he got run over



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