A few Q&A FOR YOU XXX FUNNY OR NOT XXXX?!
Question: Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and awife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: S**ual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: ￡3.99 a minute.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The s*x is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The s*x is the same but you get the remote.
Q: What's the difference between Pee-wee Herman and O.J.?
A: It took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.
Q: How do we know God is a man?
A: Because if God were a woman, sp**m would taste like chocolate
Q: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?
A: Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why did God give men p*nises?
A: So he'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Answers: Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and awife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: S**ual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: ￡3.99 a minute.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The s*x is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The s*x is the same but you get the remote.
Q: What's the difference between Pee-wee Herman and O.J.?
A: It took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.
Q: How do we know God is a man?
A: Because if God were a woman, sp**m would taste like chocolate
Q: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?
A: Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why did God give men p*nises?
A: So he'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
They were fantastic hun keep them going lol.*
Tee hee!!!! They're really funny!!!!! :-)
Some of those are pretty cool!
These are so funny! I must tell my husband these jokes when he comes home from work and finds the house still in a mess lol!
all good but one [particularly stood out....What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme!!!!
so funny but yet....so true!!
Funny! 10!
Well done, you! Mr Joker! You took the effort of writing a yard-long jokes. Some are funny but others are a bit hmm!
LOVE IT !!!!!!! :)
Some good ones there.
They were great! Very funny! lol
Star for you! =)
some are good ,
'funny'
Funny
Read these aloud in the office!!!
Went down an absolute treat - probably get a disciplinary hee hee!!!
Very Funny
funny
lol
This is so funny!!
good
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones on that list Chris.!!!
Got me laughing so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
I like them thanks
very good mate, hilarious
starred
Pure unadulterated trash.