Up the english xxx funny or not xxx its my last one today to many violations?!
Question: A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a englishman man on an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began
discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the
Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes
and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the
Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet
and told me she could never love another man."
When the english man remained silent, the Frenchman
smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last
night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what
did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
Answers: A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a englishman man on an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began
discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the
Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes
and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the
Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet
and told me she could never love another man."
When the english man remained silent, the Frenchman
smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last
night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what
did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
Ha ha hahaha very good. Englishman much better than either of the others, trust me on this one!
LMSMAO - v.funny
English men are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can have a star from an English lady.
Hahaha ur jokes ar the funniest on here :)
Star for u :(
lol, trust me very true.
Lmao ive enjoyed them hun
still to get through some
star as usual
take care xx.
Enjoyed it thanks
SO true!!! lol, star! :-)
i guess the English man told them!!!!
hilarious!!
what did yahoo princess tell the funny clown?
please dont stop!!!!!
very good
really funny!!
loved it!!
lol
x
aaaaahahaahahaahah that is funny
nice one
amusing?
bloody brilliant, oh I'm not the only one to keep getting violations then for my jokes, people should live a little..... you have a star from me
Star for you. Thanks
Good one LOL
to true to true but can you tel me his contact info to ring and make appointment for the night lol very good
lol
awesome!
Great joke, its funny because its true!!!!!! :)
very good
star
lol
lol
Ha ha ha.!!!
Stamina counts, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!
I will star the English anytime cos I am one myself. hahaha
hehehe, we english know how to keep our end up starred
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10