Nosey man joke?!
Question: A man needed the toilet when in hospital, but the gentlemen’s was closed. The nurse said you may use the women’s, but do not touch any of the buttons on the wall. He went in did his business and saw the buttons. On them were written, WW, WA, PP and ATR.
Feeling tempted the man pushed the WW button and warm water gently sprayed his bum.
Then he pushed the WA button and warm air gently blew his nether regions dry.
Next he pushed the PP button and a puff powder put talc on his backside,
Feeling very pampered the man pushed the ATR button and found himself back in the hospital bed.
When he woke up he asked the nurse what had happened
She replied you pushed those buttons didn't you
The ATR button stands for automatic tampon remover; you'll find your penis in that glass jar over there.
Ha, men will never be told!
Answers: A man needed the toilet when in hospital, but the gentlemen’s was closed. The nurse said you may use the women’s, but do not touch any of the buttons on the wall. He went in did his business and saw the buttons. On them were written, WW, WA, PP and ATR.
Feeling tempted the man pushed the WW button and warm water gently sprayed his bum.
Then he pushed the WA button and warm air gently blew his nether regions dry.
Next he pushed the PP button and a puff powder put talc on his backside,
Feeling very pampered the man pushed the ATR button and found himself back in the hospital bed.
When he woke up he asked the nurse what had happened
She replied you pushed those buttons didn't you
The ATR button stands for automatic tampon remover; you'll find your penis in that glass jar over there.
Ha, men will never be told!
LOL, men can be so stupid at times!!!
My husband would have fallen for that one
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very funny.that will teach him never to be nosey.
ja ja he learned his lesson
guess he learned a lesson!