Do you think this is funny???!
Question: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she
heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a
policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while
you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing
a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Answers: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she
heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a
policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while
you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing
a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
nice
ya interesting
IT TAKES TO LONG TO GET TO THE END AND BY THEN IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS AND NOT VERY FUNNY. SORRY!
just a little. Not a gutbuster.
haha, funny!
Very good. If your gona preach it, live it.
a lil bit
its funnyish but liek it takes a while 2 get it and its kinda cheezy adn im like the blondest azn ull ever meet no offense blondes so like @ first i didnt get it so um 4 me 2 b honest not rly cuz it takes a while 4 it 2 b funny u need ppl 2 get it just like that in a snap
haha...i thought it was really funny!
sorta funny
its more of a story with a hardy-har-har ending than a joke
Funny!