Some of my favorite jokes?!


Question: Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."


Answers: Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."

very good! I would give you a star for each joke!! heheh!!! 15/10

lol.lol

I love them all, especially 1st and last.

I like the first one and the third one...hehe "I din't know she had a penis" hahah that made me laugh *wipes tears of joy from eyes*

haha the second one was a little disturbing though.

hahaha......good one ...esp the 3rd one -
Heights of stupidity.
Most Stupid Inventions -
1 Umbrella wid holes (to see if its raining).
2 Solar powered torchlight.
3 Wheelchair with pedals.
4 A book on ' How to Read '.
5 Water proof towel.

Beat that ......

you just made me laugh today and i wasn't too happy! thank you
xx

very funny lol

I like the first one. It was funny. Lol.

awesome!

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja... i loved tha 1st one

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

too funny.please stop , Im laughing so loud and Im at work

loved all of them. thanks 4 sharing



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