Contractor constipation... A construction worker goes to the doctor and say'!
Question: you help me."
The doctor examines him, and after a minute tells him to lean over the table.
The construction worker leans over the table and the doctor hits him square on his boittom as hard as he can with a baseball bat!!
Then he sends him into the bathroom to do his business.
The construction worker comes out a few minutes later and says'"
Doc..I feel great!! What should I do so this does'nt happen again?"
With that the doctor replies'"Stop wiping with cement bags."
Answers: you help me."
The doctor examines him, and after a minute tells him to lean over the table.
The construction worker leans over the table and the doctor hits him square on his boittom as hard as he can with a baseball bat!!
Then he sends him into the bathroom to do his business.
The construction worker comes out a few minutes later and says'"
Doc..I feel great!! What should I do so this does'nt happen again?"
With that the doctor replies'"Stop wiping with cement bags."
Ha ha good one. Wouldn't be so bad if it weren't quick drying!!
:-)))
lol funny.
hahaha......Maybe thats whats wrong with my husband.....
Really not funny.
You're funny.
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
gosh i'd have fainted if i'd been the doctor!@!
ohhhwwww
So thats how Captain Kirk was going to eliminate the " Klingons"
Gosh that is soo funny. I bet that baseball bat really hurt.