Airplane pilot joke....?!
Question: Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high-five.
“You know,” says one pilot to the other, “one day they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.”
Answers: Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high-five.
“You know,” says one pilot to the other, “one day they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.”
really like this one...............
haha **!
lol that was a good one....>.<
blind eh?...couldnt have been the two idiots that landed on the runway and stopped so hard!...everything including the passengers...were thrown to the front of the plane...After they sat back in their seats the captain said to the co-pilot..."Phew!...that was a short runway"!...to which the co-pilot replied..."yes...but look how wide it is"!!!...
bah! sick joke...
lol, that was good!!