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Question: There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
Answers: There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
There was a young man from Kent,
who had one so long that it bent,
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming he went.
there once was a maiden in Wheeling
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and whizzed all over the ceiling.
There was a girl named Bright,
She ran faster than the speed of light,
She left home today,
In a merry way,
and came back yesterday.