Im on yahoo awnsers and immensly bored... PLEASE tell me a good joke or story I !
Question: boredom
Answers: boredom
There was a farmer who had three daughters. When they were old enough to start dating, the farmer wanted to make sure that the boys didn't get any improper ideas about what they could get away with, so he decided to meet each boy at the door while holding his shotgun.
The first boy came, and the farmer answered the door, gun in hand. The boy just smiled and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here to see Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer figured he was a good guy, so he sent his daughter off with they young man.
When the second boy came, the farmer answered the door again. He just smiled and said, "Hi, my name is Eddie. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going to go out for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer send his second daughter of with her date.
The third boy came to the door, smiled and said, "Hi, my name is Chuck," and the farmer shot him.
there once was a guy on yahoo answers who seeked entertainment...he never found it...until this answer appeared
then he was amused and choose it as best answer
All right, there was this moment last night where I lied to this guy, he wanted to kiss me and we were playing pool and I just met this guy and it was our first date.
So I brought on the innocent look and I said in a low soft voice, and im 23 by the way, That i have never been kissed before, lol he backed off and was like I need to go to the bathroom ahahahaha, he was like havent you have a bf i was like yea and we have sex but i (again lieing )told him i never kissed. so the rest of the night we played pool came out even he kept kissing me on the cheek but that was alittle thing that i wanted to tell you about.
i dont remember it EXACTLY :[ but this is pretty much the same thing...
A boyy was going to meet his gf's parents for the first time... the gf also said that tonight they would "ya know"
So the boyy went to the pharmacy and bought some condoms.
Then he went home for a while then to his gf's house. They began saying grace. "Amen" the mom finished, everyone had their heads up except for the boyy, "I didnt know u were so religious..." said his gf.
"I didnt know your dad was a pharmacist..."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Fu, Bu and Chu emigrated to the US from China, and decided to "Americanize" their names. Bu called himself Buck, Chu called himself Chuck, and Fu…
Almost…
A little longer…
Are you ready for it?
Are you sure you're ready?
Fu called himself Fred.