It's a rough life, funny or not?!
Question: There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights
and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror,
admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the
exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the
sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one
using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out
of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around
with her cane.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no
justice in the world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was
curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked
for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things
are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
Answers: There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights
and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror,
admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the
exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the
sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one
using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out
of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around
with her cane.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no
justice in the world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was
curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked
for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things
are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
excellent my dear
starred
its mumson45's birthday today
too long...doopty doo
Far too long for me!
hahahaha
not bad
Hahahaha!! Really funny
Its funny lol.If you write this you should write more.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha... borrowing that!
lol
ok heard it before
lol
Funny
heard it before but still funny,and I can hear it again hahaha *
very good star4u