What woman can get away with.?!
Question: We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of
cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic
legs.
We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of
our sexuality.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll
it's pathetic.
Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can
fix it with cosmetics.
We can have partners that are years younger than us without being
called dirty old perverts.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look
like complete dorks in our clothes.
We have total control over our eyebrows.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
We can cry to get out of speeding fines.
The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool...
and football.
We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so
we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct
correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our...
womanhood.
Taxis stop for us.
We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order.
Ever.
We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game.
It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner
workings of a 'ruck' (or any other football thing). But we look
incredibly cool if we do.
Answers: We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of
cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic
legs.
We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of
our sexuality.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll
it's pathetic.
Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can
fix it with cosmetics.
We can have partners that are years younger than us without being
called dirty old perverts.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look
like complete dorks in our clothes.
We have total control over our eyebrows.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
We can cry to get out of speeding fines.
The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool...
and football.
We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so
we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct
correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our...
womanhood.
Taxis stop for us.
We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order.
Ever.
We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game.
It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner
workings of a 'ruck' (or any other football thing). But we look
incredibly cool if we do.
Excellent joke. Thanks. Starred.
Lol it's good to be a woman :)
we can get away with yelling at others and they can get away with eating a lot..lol!
actually statistics show that married women live shorter lives than single women and married men live longer than single men... that sucks... men just suck the life out of us!
haha clever :P:P
Thats great lol
now that's what i call the real sexes' equality
I've never looked at it that way, star for the joke...
Still, we men get to eat what we want, when we want, without worrying needlessly about calories
We get to drink as much beer and fall over without being labelled trash whores
We never have periods, or cause anguish and suffering with our PMS
Never have to worry about childbirth and all that PAIN.. and mess... ugh..
We can leave the house without makeup without feeling "naked"
We can take our tops off and walk around in the sun without getting arrested
We can fart in public and laugh about it
We can reverse-park
We can negotiate our way around roundabouts (UK/Europe) without sitting there waiting for the other person to make the first move, for ages. And ages. And ages
Very funny! Lucky us right! ; ) I still would say they're are a fare amount of things that men can get away with or don't have to do too, but there I go being a woman again hehe
Sooooooo true!!!!!! you go girl!!!
That is awesome. You are now my idol.
Very good
Hi Michelle
your on a role today! do you make these up yourself?
lol :0)
lol
you can get away with anything else you want if you come to my house and wash my windows like that!!! ;-0
very good star4u
Glad I was born a woman.
hahaha funny lol lol
you lucky creatures,I am jealous already lol *