Is this your husband?!
Question: After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find
it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally,
the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
Answers: After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find
it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally,
the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
lol loved it! heres a star *
lmao - funny!
ha ha great one
No,its my wife!
LOL! OMG! that's super funny!
didnt expect that, good one.
Hahahahahaa Good One.....Another Prodding issue solved.. So to say
Ha ha good one.
Thats very funny!!!!
here this one already funny though
Ha ha ha!
ha! im forwarding this one on...
star for you
lol
well done
haha another good one from you. Thanks. Starred.
Good One!!!!!! lol
haha!!!! funny!
lol,omg,10/10.hahaha.
hahaha funny lol
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