Three breasts?!
Question: There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district
until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The Hooker
With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a little interested and
thinks "well... that could be a once in a lifetime experience". So he
goes in and walks up to the man behind the counter. "I'd like to see
the hooker with the three breasts" he says.
"Are you sure you can afford that... It'll cost you a thousand
dollars" the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pull's his
wallet and pays him the money. So, he's taken up three stairs to a
little room in the back of the house and when he opens the room...
there she is. The room is dark but as he comes closer he sees it...
three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.
The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking of
the night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimp
another thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to that
little dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before, she
lies there waiting.
But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something is wrong...
"Hey! You had three breasts yesterday..." he says after which she
smiles and says "What did you expect honey... you can only suck out a
boil like that once!".
Answers: There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district
until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The Hooker
With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a little interested and
thinks "well... that could be a once in a lifetime experience". So he
goes in and walks up to the man behind the counter. "I'd like to see
the hooker with the three breasts" he says.
"Are you sure you can afford that... It'll cost you a thousand
dollars" the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pull's his
wallet and pays him the money. So, he's taken up three stairs to a
little room in the back of the house and when he opens the room...
there she is. The room is dark but as he comes closer he sees it...
three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.
The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking of
the night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimp
another thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to that
little dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before, she
lies there waiting.
But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something is wrong...
"Hey! You had three breasts yesterday..." he says after which she
smiles and says "What did you expect honey... you can only suck out a
boil like that once!".
I just threw up in my mouth and laughed. Then spewed all over my monitor. Now I have to clean this crap up. Thanks!
Very good
Ewww lol that's hilarious!
Very Very Funny. Well done.
good one!!
10/10
sick but jolly good!
groooo not really funny, but you get a star for the puzzled/queasy sensation that is now gripping me to the core... imagine all that pus!
too nasty to be funny.
hahaha,10/10,.......... poor man.
eeewwww great joke...lol
ewww *
ICK! THAT IS SO GROSS!!!
good one in a disgustin kinda way =]
hahaha funny lol
awh ****!! xx
uurgghh that is disgusting!
lol,thanx god in amsterdam they all well lit hahaha funny
Absolutely disgusting!!! still kinda funny tho lol?