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Question: Why's everyone such a grump all of the time.. cheer up i have a joke for you..

A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."

A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."

"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants!"

hope that brought a smile to your day.


Answers: Why's everyone such a grump all of the time.. cheer up i have a joke for you..

A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."

A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."

"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants!"

hope that brought a smile to your day.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish i could star this twelve thousand times and then show it to everyone
this has DEFINITELY brightened up my day ty sooooooo much

Nice Joke LMAO

Funny!!!



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