Yay or Nay...? (more nunsense)?!
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It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to
ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally
the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However", he
said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what
you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off.
Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the priest and
says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you
do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at
heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the
holy water." The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly
under her breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me , Father, for I
have sinned." The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She says, "I was driving
my brother's car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a neighbors
dog and killed it." The priest looks up to heaven for half a minute, then says,
"You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The second nun goes out. By
this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly.
Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I
have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?" She says, "Last
night, I ran naked up and down Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for
a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink the holy
water." She leaves. The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears
run down her cheeks.
The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so bloody funny?"
The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."
Answers: Please Star if you like it. Thx.
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to
ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally
the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However", he
said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what
you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off.
Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the priest and
says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you
do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at
heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the
holy water." The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly
under her breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me , Father, for I
have sinned." The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She says, "I was driving
my brother's car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a neighbors
dog and killed it." The priest looks up to heaven for half a minute, then says,
"You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The second nun goes out. By
this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly.
Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I
have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?" She says, "Last
night, I ran naked up and down Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for
a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink the holy
water." She leaves. The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears
run down her cheeks.
The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so bloody funny?"
The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."
Did you hear about the bus full of catholic school girls? Yep, they got into an accedent and all died. At the pearly gates, St Peter askes each of them one question "Have you had any involvement with the male genitalia" The first girl replies "Once I seen a man nude" St Peter tells her to put a drop of holy water in each eye. The second girl confesses to touching it with one finger. St Peter tells her to dip her finger in the water. The next stroked it, and had to wash her hand. About this time one of the ladies near the back of the line pushes her way to the front. St Peter asks "What are you doing" Her reply "If I have to gargle the water, I want to do it before Mary Clarence puts her bum in it"
wow..that's really sad...
but still funny nonetheless xD
i think thats like rly funny and i might go around telling it...if u dont mind of course
almost a yay except if only the 4th nun didn't pee on the Holy water
worth the read
yay deffinitely
i got 1 too
ok itz kinda dum
a man goes in2 an arcade and sees kids playin games sayin yes yes so he walks down the street sayin yes yes then he goes in2 a cafe and sees a man demandin forks and knives so he wals down the street saying yes yes forks and knives forks and knives then he goes in2 a candy store when he comes out hes saying yes yes forks and knives forks and knives he stole my lollipop then he goes nto walmart and hears a glade commercial so he walked down the street and saw a dead body the police drive up and asked him did u kill this man yes yes with what forks and knives forks and knives why he stole my lollipop your goin to the electric chair then he says plug it in plug it in
hers a shorter 1 what do you call a nun in a wheelchair -virgin mobile hahaha
Funny YAY