A bit naughty, what do you think??? the onion and the christmas tree?!
Question: The family is sitting at the dinner table. The
son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised,answers,
"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm.
In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice,
but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" said the son
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies"
are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three
phases.
In his twenties, his willie is like an
oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree,
flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??" said her daughter
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls
are for decoration only."
Answers: The family is sitting at the dinner table. The
son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised,answers,
"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm.
In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice,
but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" said the son
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies"
are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three
phases.
In his twenties, his willie is like an
oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree,
flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??" said her daughter
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls
are for decoration only."
This joke PWns! Mind if I use it for the workplace monthly newsletter. They might get a good chuckle out of it.
Lol!! I love it! have a star!
Omg that is great... lol ive never seen a joke like this so to me its original Star from me :p
A cracker!!
lmao that was awesome
10/10 and a star
Nice
thats brilliant . lol
That is hilarious! Star for you!
lol - I like, I like a lot!
have a star!
You are GENIUS!!! GREAT JOB!!!
LMAO that was great...a star for sure
lol,lol,lol,10/10 and star.Excellent.
I started smiling as soon as the daughter started talking,and from then on I can't stop giggling to myself.
That was awesome my friend.
Thanks you for starting Friday morning well.It's 8.45 here.
crackers come early
starred
i love this one, great stuff !!!!
Funny lol and a *
revenge of the women... *lol*
their own fault, you don't open THAT discussion at dinner!
LOL...
hilarious lol have a star.
Good one but how true.
lol i love it lol