Why Parents Drink...?!
Question: A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
Answers: A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
everyone is so clever tonight...very good =)
that was great.
LOL really funny! I bet that dad was freaking out while reading the letter. Where did you get this joke?
taht was funny if i wrote that it will never be safe to come home lol
OMG!!!!!!!!!! that joke is gold hahaha
im 15 and my report will be coming in like 2 weeks...i might try it :)
ahhhh i LOVE it..haha..that's SOOOO funny..where'd you find that at???
Funny! 10!
that was si funny!!! great joke!!
that was so funny
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what an smart way of thinking huh
I might have to try that when my report card comes
nice one
haha! i read this joke before and i know it was hillarious!
HAHA! man, that gave me ideas to do this to my parent! :D
hilarious!
lmao STAR