I need clever and funny answers!!!!!?!
Question: If I were an inanimate object I would want to be a ____________
Answers: If I were an inanimate object I would want to be a ____________
screwdriver so i can screw people all day long.
book of jokes... they have some funny ones and some stupid ones but all people like jokes
a door knob
Mirror, to keep my visual senses.
A rubber duck or a rubber dick.
beauty's brassiere
To be my own dick and do the micro-soft 'inter'net explorer job
a lever.
The Internet.
a thong maybe just thing of it you would be able to be a pain in the As$ all day long
A Rare Diamond thats very expensive and beautiful. A girl can dream cant she?
oh god!!!! eeeerrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm...
If i were an inanimate object i would want to be a.....
pacemaker!!
lol
Because as a pacemaker i would be helping someone to live their life and i feel that if i were inanimate i would like to be something useful!!!!
lol
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a notepad!