A few clean corny jokes! How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How !
Question: Tame way, unique up on it.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
and finally - ta Daa!
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic"
SANKA!
Answers: Tame way, unique up on it.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
and finally - ta Daa!
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic"
SANKA!
HAHAHA... you must be a pleasure to be around!!!
haha, those are pretty corny but funny!! luvs it!!!!!
Thanks for the giggles! "Unique," indeed!
haha word play, thats so gloriously corny, I love it <3
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Hahahaha...nice one
its wonderful
thanks a lot
I can't figure out the 'unique' part..
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