There was a perfect man and a perfect woman?!
Question: They met each other at a perfect party.
They dated for two perfect years.
They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident.
Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
Answers: They met each other at a perfect party.
They dated for two perfect years.
They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident.
Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
bahahahahahahaha
i like that, i really do. =]
hahahahahaha... not, lame joke
Too true!
you mean all 3 died
Funny! 10!
Now that is my kind of joke!! OOOOh soooo true!!
haha . lol . :)
so funny yet true
You got a * for that one thanks girl
good one....
May I compliment you on your spelling however your logic is faulty but then 'logic' and 'woman' are a contradiction in itself.
It just goes to show. A woman will blame a man even though he isnt there! No such thing as a perfect man means there wasnt a man in the car to begin with. Same with the elf. Who does that leave as the driver? You got it, the "perfect" woman.
its lik a bore story from which a child can sleep