Stress Disorder?!
Question: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
Answers: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
Very funny. Great joke.
lmao
I haven't heard that one.
It is funny.
haha! nice one
lol
Good one.
was that my wife?
Good one!
oooh, that's just mean!
good one.
Very good gave me a good laugh thanks.
That would be the same as what my husbands doctor would say to me and my reply to my husband would be the same! is'nt it a funny world Ha Ha!
nice one
One of my all time favorites!!! Giggle Giggle
Ha Ha, she obviously doesn't love her husband that much - Mind you I think the Doctor was asking a little bit too much of her - don't you!!! lol
Very good
funny
very good
oops i am dead xxx lol xxx