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A drunk stumbles upon a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon
down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the
Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says,
"Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preacher... I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I haven't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings
him up and says,
"Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30
seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a
harsh tone,
"My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher ...
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Answers: Pls star if you like this one. Thx
A drunk stumbles upon a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon
down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the
Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says,
"Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preacher... I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I haven't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings
him up and says,
"Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30
seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a
harsh tone,
"My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher ...
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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haha that's a good one
yay ;)
thats a good one you want a star for points right..?
that acually is funny and if there is any people that find this joke offensive cause of their religion well...get a life
its ok
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LOL!
Thank You.
I have vary much enjoyed the laughter.
haha aight you get a star
i love it! did you come up with it yourself?
nice job
Funny! 10!