THREE JOKES!!!! Only for you guys!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: A talk b4 the jokes: when u answer my qstns, why don't u provide three jokes as well? so we all might be able to read A LOT of jokes in the same window without clicking out that much. think of the idea, huh? thnx
JOKE 1: granddaughter is on grandpa's lap. suddenly the she touched his DICK and testicles and asked him what it was. grandpa replied, ``the long one is a bird, the other one is its eggs.''
after half an hour the parents of the girl came home and found the grandpa dead. all asked the girl WHAT HAPPENED?
she replied, ``nthin, i just killed his bird and broke his eggs.''
2.one guy was saying to his frnd YOU KNOW WHAT? I ATE 99 EGGS ONE DAY.
friend said, ``why not 1 more? could've been hundred.
the guy replied with anger, ``what? do u think i'm an obese?"
3. A circumcised 3 yr old boy & his aunt
wot's dis aunt? - boy pointed2 his dick
dis is ur car
let me c ur car
i have no car, i've got garage
can i put my car in ur garage.
No,ur uncle put his truck there already
Answers: A talk b4 the jokes: when u answer my qstns, why don't u provide three jokes as well? so we all might be able to read A LOT of jokes in the same window without clicking out that much. think of the idea, huh? thnx
JOKE 1: granddaughter is on grandpa's lap. suddenly the she touched his DICK and testicles and asked him what it was. grandpa replied, ``the long one is a bird, the other one is its eggs.''
after half an hour the parents of the girl came home and found the grandpa dead. all asked the girl WHAT HAPPENED?
she replied, ``nthin, i just killed his bird and broke his eggs.''
2.one guy was saying to his frnd YOU KNOW WHAT? I ATE 99 EGGS ONE DAY.
friend said, ``why not 1 more? could've been hundred.
the guy replied with anger, ``what? do u think i'm an obese?"
3. A circumcised 3 yr old boy & his aunt
wot's dis aunt? - boy pointed2 his dick
dis is ur car
let me c ur car
i have no car, i've got garage
can i put my car in ur garage.
No,ur uncle put his truck there already
i really liked the first one heres a star
Yes, we're here, but the jokes aren't that funny.
yes we are all here, but the jokes are so crap that none of us can dignify them with answers