Did you Laff?!
Question: Father Shamus O'Malley in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*ck was missing. He knew about c*ck fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c*ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant".
Finally Father O'Malley said "Has anybody seen MY c*ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
Answers: Father Shamus O'Malley in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*ck was missing. He knew about c*ck fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c*ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant".
Finally Father O'Malley said "Has anybody seen MY c*ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
yeah hope u dont mind me passing it on do u ?
He he he...made me laugh. Thank you
nope, didnt laugh. But ill probably tell it to other people and laugh then. I rarely laugh when im alone.
roflmao! funny but sick ROFL
Yes I thought it was funny. I believe you have to have an open mind for any joke.
Yes I did laugh.
Thank You.
ha ha ha yes i did
Lol ewwww, great joke, especially on a kinda "hot topic" this year.
Woah that goat musta had some explaining to his wife to do....
yes unfortunetly
i kinda laughed
hehe, i shouldnt have...but...a goat?? :-)
Yuckety-yuckity-yuckyty-yoik! Quite topical!
Lol, the goat :) i bet that goat is going to get a smack on the bottom from his mother!
kind of it wasnt that funny.
morning jock
btw it was hilarious lmao
the goat at the end was so funny
have a deserved star.
I laughed untill i had to run to the loo!!!!
loved it!!!
STAR!!!
yeahh i laughed a bit :)
funny