Yea or Nay...? (Resignation Letter)?!
Question: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
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Resignation Letter Of the P EN I S
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I am willing to work any shift.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
The response:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the
assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and
exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Answers: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
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Resignation Letter Of the P EN I S
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I am willing to work any shift.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
The response:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the
assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and
exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
HA! i dont even care how many 'yea or nay?'s there are now - you just made my day that much better.
Friggin' classic man...good one!
Now that was funny!
this is mad FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
lol!
this one is funny every time I hear it (see it whatevre)
XD
lol... nice. but u need to work on your stamina if you can't work double shifts
hahaha
I think it would be severely painful for the said employee to work for an 8 hour shift.
with slight modifications the resignation could also apply to
the work place of the said employee
(try to come up with one)
cheers
?RfD?
it was funny on here yesterday.
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This is funny
F U N N Y! Liked it. Thanks for sharing!! CJ