Nun going to Chicago?!


Question: This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down
waiting for her flight and she looked over in the corner and saw one
of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she thought to
herself I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me.
So she went over to the machine and she put her nickel in and card
came out and it said, You're a nun you weigh 128lbs and you're going
to Chicago Illinois. So she sat back down and thought about it, she
thought to herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, I'm
going try it again.
So she went over to the machine again and put her nickel in it, a card
came out and said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to
Chicago Ill. and you're going to play a fiddle. She said to herself I
know that's wrong I have never played a musical instrument a day in my
life. She sat back down and this cowboy came over and set his fiddle
case down. She picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful
music. She looked back at the machine and said this is incredible I've
got to try it again.
So she went back to the machine put her nickel in another card came
out and it said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to
Chicago Ill. and you're going to break wind. She thinks I know it's
wrong now I've never broke wind in public a day in my life, well she
tripped and fell off the scales and FARTED like a bay mule. So she sat
back down and looked at the machine once again. She said to herself
this is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it again.
She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and a card came out
and said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago
Ill. and you're going to have sex. She said ah-hah that does it. I
know for sure its wrong now, I'm a nun, ain't ever had none, and ain't
ever gonna get none. Well a huge electrical storm came through and the
electricity went off and she got raped... She sat back down and
thought about it for few minutes and then said this is truly, truly,
incredible. But one thing is for certain, I've got to try it again
just to see what is gonna happen to me before I leave this airport.
She went over to the machine put her nickel in and a card came out and
it said. You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled, farted,
and f**ked around and missed your flight to Chicago!


Answers: This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down
waiting for her flight and she looked over in the corner and saw one
of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she thought to
herself I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me.
So she went over to the machine and she put her nickel in and card
came out and it said, You're a nun you weigh 128lbs and you're going
to Chicago Illinois. So she sat back down and thought about it, she
thought to herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, I'm
going try it again.
So she went over to the machine again and put her nickel in it, a card
came out and said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to
Chicago Ill. and you're going to play a fiddle. She said to herself I
know that's wrong I have never played a musical instrument a day in my
life. She sat back down and this cowboy came over and set his fiddle
case down. She picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful
music. She looked back at the machine and said this is incredible I've
got to try it again.
So she went back to the machine put her nickel in another card came
out and it said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to
Chicago Ill. and you're going to break wind. She thinks I know it's
wrong now I've never broke wind in public a day in my life, well she
tripped and fell off the scales and FARTED like a bay mule. So she sat
back down and looked at the machine once again. She said to herself
this is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it again.
She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and a card came out
and said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago
Ill. and you're going to have sex. She said ah-hah that does it. I
know for sure its wrong now, I'm a nun, ain't ever had none, and ain't
ever gonna get none. Well a huge electrical storm came through and the
electricity went off and she got raped... She sat back down and
thought about it for few minutes and then said this is truly, truly,
incredible. But one thing is for certain, I've got to try it again
just to see what is gonna happen to me before I leave this airport.
She went over to the machine put her nickel in and a card came out and
it said. You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled, farted,
and f**ked around and missed your flight to Chicago!

Good one thanks for sharing.

Nice one.
Thanks.

The punch line was lame... it could have been a good joke though...

very long but also quite good star4u

hahahaha~!!
lmao!

ha ha ha....thanks it was really good

HAHA THATS SO HALARIOUS!!!
love it

Didn't have a clue where that one was headed, but I know it's not Chicago! lol.



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