The Smart Kid?!
Question: There's a little fellow named Jimmy who hangs out at the local grocery store.
The manager doesn't know what Jimmy's problem is, but the boys like to tease him.
They say he is two bricks short of a load, or his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Jimmy his choice between a nickel and a dime.
He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.
One day after Jimmy grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Jimmy, those boys are making fun of you.
They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel.
Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Jimmy said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"
Answers: There's a little fellow named Jimmy who hangs out at the local grocery store.
The manager doesn't know what Jimmy's problem is, but the boys like to tease him.
They say he is two bricks short of a load, or his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Jimmy his choice between a nickel and a dime.
He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.
One day after Jimmy grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Jimmy, those boys are making fun of you.
They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel.
Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Jimmy said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"
hahah i love your jokes, star!
Lol. Excellent.
Very smart kid!
hmm not so funny
very very good!!! You get a star!
lol smart lil jimmy xD
Thunbs up good one
Hahaha very funny and he will amount to more that very smart kid!
lol makes me laugh everytime i hear this and wonder if i could pull that off.
:D Brilliant haha
Very good, very good.
hilarious!
Good joke thanks
very clever lil jimmy
It was alright.
haha funny lol
I like it thanks