Pray To Live?!


Question: There are three men, an African, a cowboy, and a canadian. They are stuck on top of a mountain and about to run out of food.

The african sits in the same spot all day for three days and prays to an african god. Then suddenly, he gets up and says " Thank you great one!" and runs as fast as he can and jumps off the edge and screams the word "EAGLE!!!!!!" Then he turned into an eagle and flew away.

Four hours later the cowboy decides to try it. He runs as fast as he can and jumps off the edge. He screams "HAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he turned into a hawk and flew away.

Then, the canadian decided that he would do that to. He runs as fast as he can, but he catches his foot on a rock and trips, as he falls, he screams "CRAP!!!!!!!!!"


Answers: There are three men, an African, a cowboy, and a canadian. They are stuck on top of a mountain and about to run out of food.

The african sits in the same spot all day for three days and prays to an african god. Then suddenly, he gets up and says " Thank you great one!" and runs as fast as he can and jumps off the edge and screams the word "EAGLE!!!!!!" Then he turned into an eagle and flew away.

Four hours later the cowboy decides to try it. He runs as fast as he can and jumps off the edge. He screams "HAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he turned into a hawk and flew away.

Then, the canadian decided that he would do that to. He runs as fast as he can, but he catches his foot on a rock and trips, as he falls, he screams "CRAP!!!!!!!!!"

haha funny lol

honestly it wasn't funny, im sorry. the jokes are just crap and predictable

Euuuuuooo! LOL! What an idiot. If he'd shouted knickers at least he may have lived (and floated down)

yes ha ha a start on the way.

...ouch...

Good joke thanks

very good star4u

hahaha

It's ok.



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