Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons?!
Question: Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons!
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
Answers: Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons!
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy!
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
clever haha...i have a son, and he isnt big enough to do these things yet, but im sure im in for hell after reading that
hmmmm
omg i love it i have 5 brothers. 7 is so true!
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do
Oh! this is funny and oh! so true - 2 of my 5 children are boys - and I have many coal bunker jokes! But they can wait for another day. (P.S. in England a coal bunker is a place where coal deliveries are stored).