JOKES!!..........:p?!
Question: Star if u like plz...:p....
1)How many blonde jokes are there?
None, they're all true! :D
2) i hope this one's funny enuf...
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Answers: Star if u like plz...:p....
1)How many blonde jokes are there?
None, they're all true! :D
2) i hope this one's funny enuf...
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
i like ur jokes more than ur football team. only one gold star 4 u(not fair i got less stars for some of my jokes)
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOL!!!
I cnt b bothered 2 give out stars 2day tho
ok not bad....but i will give you the star anyway
nice effort!!
Gotta love lawyer bashing jokes :)
you get an E for Effort!! haha but no stars today, sorry
The 2nd got a laugh out of me, and that's worth something!
very naff im afraid
Funny! 10!
lol
LOL. I worked for an attorney it's very possible
hahaha,funny.