Some riddles? 10 points for someone with all right answers?!
Question: 1. Is there any federal law against a man’s marrying his widow’s sister?
2. If you went to bed at eight o’clock at night and set the alarm to wake up at nine o’clock in the morning, how many hours of sleep would you get?
3. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
4. If you had only one match and entered a cold room that had a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood stove, which would you light first for maximum heat?
5. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the Ark with him during the great flood?
6. The Yankees and the Tigers play 5 baseball games. They each win 3 games. No ties or disputed games are involved. How come?
7. How many birthdays does the average man have? The average woman?
8. According to International Law, if an airplane should crash on the exact border between two countries, would unidentified survivors be buried in the country they were traveling to, or the country they were traveling from?
Answers: 1. Is there any federal law against a man’s marrying his widow’s sister?
2. If you went to bed at eight o’clock at night and set the alarm to wake up at nine o’clock in the morning, how many hours of sleep would you get?
3. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
4. If you had only one match and entered a cold room that had a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood stove, which would you light first for maximum heat?
5. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the Ark with him during the great flood?
6. The Yankees and the Tigers play 5 baseball games. They each win 3 games. No ties or disputed games are involved. How come?
7. How many birthdays does the average man have? The average woman?
8. According to International Law, if an airplane should crash on the exact border between two countries, would unidentified survivors be buried in the country they were traveling to, or the country they were traveling from?
1. It's impossible, in that situation the man is dead if he has a widow
2. 1 hour...the alarm won't know the difference between AM and PM
3. Yes, but they don't celebrate it as Independence Day
4. The match?
5. None...that was Noah's job
6. Maybe the Yankees and Tigers weren't playing each other?
7. Well a person is only born once, so the answer is one
8. You don't bury survivors
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!
1. Erm, I don't think so.
2. Depends on whether or not you wake up for it XD. 11 hours if you do.
3. Yes they do. They just don't celebrate Independence day.
4. The match.
5. 2 of each species, and eight for the people *his sons and their wives etc*
6. They have different opponents.
7. One that is celebrated each year :).
8. You don't bury your survivors!
1. No.
2.13
3. yes
4. lamp
5.moses didnt go on the ark it was noah
6. they arent playing against eachother
7. 1
8. survivors arent burried..theyre alive
1. he is dead
2. 1 hours, or 13..depending on what type of alarm clock you have
3. yes there is a july 4 everywhere
4. the match
5. none..noah did
6. they did not play each other
7. 1 a year
8. you do not bury survivors
1 if it was his widows sister he would be dead.
2 one hour
3 yes
4 a match or lighter
5 moses didn't have an ark.
6 They werent playing each other
7 1,1
8 they generally wouldn't bury the suvivors
1. He's dead
2. Depends on when you wake up
3. yup - everyone does - whether they celebrate or not
4. how about an oil lamp and a kerosene heater
5. Moses didn't - Noah did
6. 5 games each? Because they lost the other two & didn't play each other
7. one a year
8. survivors don't get buried
1. HE"S DEAD
2. It depends on the clock. You'd get 1 if it was analog, or 13 if it was digital (digital has A.M. and P.M.)
3. Yes.
4. Pour the kerosene and oil on the wood and light it all!!!
5. It was Noah's Ark.
6. They play different people each time.
7. 1
8. You don't bury survivors.
ive heard the last one they always catch the survivers part sometimes
1. If he has a widow he is dead.
2. That's hard to say maybe none
3. Every country has the 4th day of July
4. I would light the lamp first (only 1 match)
5. He took 2 of each (carried none) Noah
6. They played another team (extra game)
7. They each only have one (celebrate many)
8. Neither you don't bury survivers
1. cant happen cuz a widow cant have a husband
2.13 hours
3.no because 4th of july is united states celebrating our independance.
4.well i would light them all eventually cuz i would just use the flame from the other things on some more things
5. moses didnt go on the ark noah did
6. cuz there in different divisions
7.1 every year
8.survivers arent gonna get buried cuz their alive
1- nope, but he is dead
2-one if you used a wind up clock
3-yes they just do not celibrate it
4-the match
5-none, it was noah with the ark moses with the burning bush
6-they didnt play each other
7-one, one
8-umm, you do not USUALLY bury survivors
1. in the case of a widow the man is dead so he can't (even if he wanted to)
2. 13 hours
3. no
4. mmm wood if already cold is hard to start brining... but I could use a piece of it to light the oil heater... I wouldn't take the chance I'd light the oil heater
5. moses didn't do the act thing
6. they lost the other two and they did not play each other
7. one a year
8. you don't bury the survivors / this joke is good but so old
it pays to read the questions properly i did not realize first question said widows sister i thought he was widow and wanted to marry his wifes sister and did not know that answer
1. if she is a widow, the husband is dead; no law prohibiting that
2. no answer- you may wake up before the alarm goes off
3. yes
4. the match
5. Noah had the ark, not moses
6. They aren't playing each other
7. one per year
8. survivors would not get buried
1. No, the man is dead.
2. You can't set the alarm if you're asleep.
3. Yes, they have it everywhere.
4. You wouldn't, no one said the match was lit.
5. It was Noah.
6. They didn't play each other.
7. Only one, you can't be born any more than once.
8. They survived, you don't bury living people.
1.Can Dead People Get Married.......
2.1 Hr
3.Yes...Every 1 has a fourth of july
4.Well If You've given everything that was present in the room...The answer should be None.....Cause u need a
MAtch box-for the match stick
Kerosene lamp---Needs a lit matchstick
wood stove--Needs wood....
So I guess rubing your hands together would help the most.......
5.That was Noah's mission
6.They Played against different teams
7.1,,1
8.U Dont bury Survivors... (Unless U Know him And he's a Pain......)