Some jokes i thoght up, I am a part time comedian for fun..?!
Question: !) I am a american nativen (indian) and a part time comdiian- Herer's the joke-I askhed my father how I got my name and He said whene your brother was botn we looked out the tepe we saw a bear running arcost the came and we called him running bear, whene we saw your sister brorn we looked out the tepe amd saw a soaring eagle, sowe called her soaorin eagle.
Why do you ask two dogs fukin. Pease don't report me.
The other one I Thougt of is.
I was shoothing swans on opening on duck season. a D.N.R. officer saw me and pulled up to wright me a ticket. I told him I hnd no clue and thta I have been doing for years and would never do it again. He let me off with a warning but asked waht they tasted lie , I told him a little like Bald Eagle.
Please remember thes are jokes and I would never do such things.
Answers: !) I am a american nativen (indian) and a part time comdiian- Herer's the joke-I askhed my father how I got my name and He said whene your brother was botn we looked out the tepe we saw a bear running arcost the came and we called him running bear, whene we saw your sister brorn we looked out the tepe amd saw a soaring eagle, sowe called her soaorin eagle.
Why do you ask two dogs fukin. Pease don't report me.
The other one I Thougt of is.
I was shoothing swans on opening on duck season. a D.N.R. officer saw me and pulled up to wright me a ticket. I told him I hnd no clue and thta I have been doing for years and would never do it again. He let me off with a warning but asked waht they tasted lie , I told him a little like Bald Eagle.
Please remember thes are jokes and I would never do such things.
hahahahaha
You're a terrible comedian and an even worse typer. I've heard both of those jokes many years before.
Don't claim them as your joke, unless you in fact, wrote them yourself...idiot.
Worthless!
Wow dude Spell check is free and right above the box you write in. Your jokes may have been funnier if I did not have to stop to figure out what the heck you were trying to type. Don't be offended but if you really can't read or write very well then have someone show you how to use spell check.
These jokes are not yours.
um..I don't wanna come across as mean, but I think you should use spell check.
I had to read them a few times to know what jokes they were.
typos..... too many.........