Pg-17 joke for you kiddies?!


Question: As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent.

Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult.

Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed.

The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.

Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"

husband: "Guess who?"
wife: "I know who it is!"
husband:"Guess what I want?"
wife: "I know what you want!"
husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"


Answers: As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent.

Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult.

Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed.

The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.

Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"

husband: "Guess who?"
wife: "I know who it is!"
husband:"Guess what I want?"
wife: "I know what you want!"
husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"

Ha!!!! HA!!!!! Ha!!!! I haven't heard this one! *star* for you!

holy crap that is REALLY funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow whover says that was funny just wants extra points.
It sucked.

lol i never heard that joke b4

predictacble and un-funny

funny i guess

umm probably his hand.
jk thats pretty good.

am not laughing. !!!!!!!!!

LoL ok kinda dirty but we all loved it!!! :)

OMG LOL. That's R18 where I come from, ha ha ha.

LOL...

lol



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