Congratulations, funny or not.?!
Question: While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat
down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice,
and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm
celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were
infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"
"I switched c*cks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
Answers: While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat
down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice,
and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm
celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were
infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"
"I switched c*cks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
hahaha,very funny, star.
funny:)
haha! that's funny
lol.
Not bad. Good luck!
It's funny, in a painfully accurate kind of way.
Funny ^ ^
I like that I haven't read it before, most others I read already.
Good joke thanks
lol
haha awesome
i dont get it properly...
madness, star4u
nasty joke!star for you!
gross, but fun-nay
haha funyyyy *
Had a rough day at work, you're making the rest of it worth while. Thanx.