Between Holidays, funny or not.?!
Question: A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get
two tattoos.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey,
and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her
right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus,
and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after
he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she
was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Answers: A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get
two tattoos.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey,
and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her
right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus,
and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after
he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she
was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Lo0o0o0oL.........*___*
ha ha ha very good!! that was funny
I've heard this one before. It's still funny!
Excellent joke. Thanks once again.
nice that was cool
lol
lol.
Hey that is a good joke, he has plenty to eat now.
lol
haha once agen uve made me pmsl haha star 4u lol :)
funny
Bonjour madam
happy early xmas
lol, good one, heres one for you:
Little Known Christmas Fact
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
lol
enjoy
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a star for you
now there's lots of it!star for you
did she had a W on each a*s cheek to say WOW everytime she bend over too ? lol funny
That's what I'm talking about! You wouldn't have to ask me twice. lol.