I wanna know a funny joke!?!
Question: Tell me a funny joke...it can be ya mamma, blonde ones, or just regular..I want to laugh!
Answers: Tell me a funny joke...it can be ya mamma, blonde ones, or just regular..I want to laugh!
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few
beers.
They start talking and come to realise that they're both doctors.
After about an hour, the man says to the woman,
"Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached.
It'll just be one night of fun."
The woman doctor agrees to it.
So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes
in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go
into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.
Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or
so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
"You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."
"Oh, that makes sense", says the woman. "You're an
anesthesiologist aren't you?"
"Yeah", says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"
Woman answers, ``coz I slept through most of it, and didn't feel anything
one more, hahahah!
A boy is eating breakfast with his grandfather one morning, and
the grandfather notices the boy playing with some kind of chemical
in a test tube.
The boy pours the chemical on a worm and the worm turned hard as a
rock. The grandfather says, "Son, what is that you're putting on
that worm?"
The boy replies, "I'm not sure. Something I mixed up. But
everything I put it on turns hard."
So the grandfather says, "I'll make a deal with you...let me
borrow some of that, and if it does what I think it will do, I'll
leave you ￡5 on your breakfast plate in the morning."
The boy says OK, and goes off to school. The next morning when the
boy went down for breakfast he had ￡25 on his plate. He says,
"Grandpa, I thought you said you would leave me ￡5 if that stuff
did what you thought it would do."
The grandfather replies, "I did, son....the other ￡20 is from
Grandma!"
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Ok, heres one that made me spit out my water when I heard it:
There are three people, one blonde, one brunette and one bold. there stealing from a farmers house since there poor. One night when there were stealing food the farmer went out side. The 3 people hide in the farm so they wouldn't get caught.
The bold hide in a pig bin and said "Oink Oink" so the farmer thought he was a pig.
The brunette hid in the cow plains and said "Moo Moo" , so the farmer thought she was a cow.
Finally, the blonde hide in a corn field and said "Corn Corn!". She got caught.
It may not be funny on paper, but it was really funny out loud.
very rich man has beautiful daughter ever guy in town wants to marry her. he puts a lake in front of his mansion and fills it with piranha,s he tells all the men the first one to swim accross can marry my daughter. they all go crazy and start jumpping in. one man makes it to the other side he is bleeding all over. man says YOU WON you can marry my daughter,have half my money any thing you want. the man replies i don't want your daughter or your money i just want to know who the hell pushed me in.