What's a funny pickup line?!
Question: Even if it's serious or completely stupid & funny...I wanna hear it!
Answers: Even if it's serious or completely stupid & funny...I wanna hear it!
Well, here's some pickup lines guys might use on girls, and this is how girls should respond:
1) Him: Can I borrow you cell phone? I told my mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
Her: Actually, I have to use it. I told my friends I'd call when I met the cheesiest guy in the world.
2) Him: If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Her: Not a chance. But if I had a tazer, I'd hold that against you.
3) Him: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
(TWO DIFFERENT RESPONSES!!)
Her: I like it just the way it is- with N and O together.
Her: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
4) Him: Are you an angel? Because I must have died and gone to heaven.
Her: That pick-up line is so bad I must've died and gone to hell.
We can go back to my place, but we have to be quiet so we don't wake up my Mom.
GUY: did it hurt?
GIRL:did what hurt?
GUY: when you fell from heaven
hello love look wait here after i've downed 8 eights and got the beer goggles on i'm sure you look good enough for me to bonk
Do you want to make a quick $5? and there's more where that came from baby.
i have two:
you make my software turn to hardware
&&
is there a mirror in your pants because i can see me in them
hope you like :]
Baby, your parents must be terrorists cuz you're da BOMB!
lol
Lets play battle you get down and blow me away
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
A guy actually said that to me once. No lie. It must be from a movie or something cause I've heard other people say it too...
damn did you just fart because you blew me away
can a have a bandaid? i keeep on falling for you