Sobriety Test?!


Question: A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing.

After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.

Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy "Excuse me, but I noticed that everytime you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's you got in there."

The guys slurs "It's a picture of my wife. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."


Answers: A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing.

After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.

Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy "Excuse me, but I noticed that everytime you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's you got in there."

The guys slurs "It's a picture of my wife. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

That is a cracker. lol

wow...lol

Funny!

funny lol*

When i first heard that joke I laughed so loud it is hilariuos

hahaha~~
lmao

thats funny

Hilarious.

very good star4u

lol you are on good form tonight.

ROTFL!!!!

when i first heard the joke i fell off my chair... lol ....

like it .lol

Ha ha ha v good,,,,



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