Two Hunters and a Funeral?!
Question: A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the shrub w/a tailgate feeder. Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leupold scope on his .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.
As he was about to squeeze the trigger on his deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down highway 481.
The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head, and then closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was stunned.
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."
The hunter shrugged, "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
Answers: A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the shrub w/a tailgate feeder. Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leupold scope on his .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.
As he was about to squeeze the trigger on his deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down highway 481.
The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head, and then closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was stunned.
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."
The hunter shrugged, "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
roflol:):)
Thanks for a good laugh:) For this I owe you a star:)
I sure am glad I was not married to him...lol:)
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
Oh wow.
What an awful hubby. :(
I don't get it.
Wait a minute....
LOL
ahahaha lol
this reminds me of someone..
oh yeah, my ex bf...
dumbass!
oh, the joke was pretty good, it just brought back some bad memories, which is why im sticking to preps and skaters from now on ;)