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Blonde?

Three mother's; a blonde, a redhead and a brunette are sitting down drinking coffee.

The brunette says "I went into my daughters bedroom the other day and I found some alcohol, I can't believe she's drinking."

The redhead says "I went into my daughters bedroom the other day and I found some fags, I can't believe she's smoking."

Then the blonde says "I went into my daughters room the other day and I found a condom, I can't believe she has a penis!"

Or racist?

A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time.

The teacher says to the first child 'hello Becky, what have you been doing this playtime?'

Becky replies ' I have been playing in the sand box'

'Very good' says the teacher 'if you can spell "sand" on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit'

Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard.

'Very good' says the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit.

The teacher then says 'Freddie, what have you been doing in your playtime?'

Freddie replies 'playing with Becky in the sand box'

'Very good' says the teacher. ' If you can spell "box" on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit'

Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard.

'Very good' says the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit.

Teacher then says 'Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?'

'No' replies Mohammed, 'I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing stones at me and calling me nasty names'

'Oh dear' says the teacher. 'That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me - I tell you what, if you can spell "blatant racial discrimination" I will give you a biscuit'

2 blondes were walking through the woods, they came upon some tracks. The 1st blonde said, "LOOK! deer tracks". The 2nd blonde said, "NO WAY, those are moose tracks".
Ya know ... ..they were still arguing when the train hit em.

did you hear the one about the dyslexic satan worshiper?



He sold his soul to santa

Escaped Convicts

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead,
one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until
they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in
the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three
large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the
barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the
hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he
saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy
kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went,
"Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went,
"Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no
sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde
said, "Potatoes".

Some take longer

A man and a women walk into a bar and order a drink for every person in the bar. They are very happy.When the bar-tender asks them why they are so happy, they reply: 'We finished a jigsaw puzzle in only two months'.

'Two months?' the bar-tender exclaimed, 'it's not supposed to take that long.'

'That's not true,' said the woman, 'it said 2 to 4 years on the box.'


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Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Mm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your **** twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

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Search Party

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a very large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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A 60-year-old couple are celebrating their 40th wedding annivesary.During the celebrations a fairy appears and
says that,since they have been such a loving couple,she'll give them each 1 wish.The wife wishes to travel the world.The fairy waves her wand and poof!She has a handful of tickets.Next,it's the husband's turn.He pauses for a moment,then says,"I'd like to have a woman 30years younger than me."So the fairy picks up her wand and poof!He's 90



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