What is a good / funny joke?!


Question: know any?


Answers: know any?

this one is funny its a blonde joke thou.........

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!

With A Little Help From Friends

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for
the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served,
asked the bartender if he would get the money from his
wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By
the way, where is your restroom?" The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."

A stupid guy opens the fridge and he sees the jello shaking
he said don't be afraid i just came to get some milk

George Bush was walking along the street and all the suden he saw a little kid eating grass. So he asked him, "Why are you eating grass?"
"Because my family is so poor that cannot afford more than one meal a day."

So Bush thought to himself that that couldn’t happen and said "Well you know, you’re gonna stop eating here and you’re gonna come with me, you’re gonna eat at the presidential house!"

The boy couldn’t believe his ears and didn’t hesitate in asking him if his brother could go too, Bush said "Of course, bring your daddy and your mommy too!" Then the kid asked if his cousins could go too. Bush said that of course! Then the kid asked if his neighbors could go too,

and Bush answered "YOU KNOW WHAT, bring your whole block! Because the gardener has been sick the last week and there is plenty of grass!!!"

or this?

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"



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