Ok tell me another good one.?!
Question: Just need a good laugh thanks
Answers: Just need a good laugh thanks
The Wedding Night Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary
are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replies, "Never
mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His Mum says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replies, "Ok, do
tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
or this?
A good Irish man, John O’Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could
make the best toast. John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top
prize for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending
the rest of me life Sitting in church beside me wife.” “Oh that is very nice indeed, John!”, Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John’s toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night with
a toast about you Mary.”
She said, “Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he’s only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears
to make him come!”
*I wish my lawn was emo....
then it would cut itself....
*Wat do u call a penguin in the sahara dessert?...
Lost!!!
Shakespear walks into a tavern. The landlord says " your bard"
Okay! There was this dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa!