And the funniest " Dumb blonde " joke would be ?!
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Not Going To Try This Again
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever
a blonde goes to the zoo and sees a sighn on the monkey cage that says "do not fead monkeys." So she sues the zoo for animal neglect.
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
OR:
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
I swear some of the people posting these must be blonde, or something, use the spell check please!
still waiting for your email becky
hahahahaha sterling had the best one that was a funny joke!
Ya, Sterling I'm not going to let my wife ride anymore....
This?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were like killing each
other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!?!?!?
or this?
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
a brunette went to a doctor because she was hurting all over when the doctor asked her to show him she poked her elbow and screamed and then poked her knee and yelled. then the doctor said your not a natural brunette are you. she said no i am a blonde . he said thought so because your finger is broken