A quick quickie!?!
Question: An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks
for old times sake. He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and
goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of
minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three Knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?" She says,
"you're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money
back."
Answers: An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks
for old times sake. He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and
goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of
minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three Knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?" She says,
"you're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money
back."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one there No8.!!!
Old age catches all, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
CHEERS.!!
Ha ha ha v good
lol funny
Good one! Thanks for the chuckle after a hard day!
cute
lmao funny
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah lol very funny
Lol. Thanks! =D
That is funny!
oh! oh! very good!!
i like it. Poor old man ... surprised he don't need a hip replacement after that.
:D That one really made me laugh...Luv it !
haha
yer rocking hard again no8,luv it!!*
Hahahaha! That is so hilarious! Star.
lols good one
stupendous!!*
lol thats hilarious
that"s very good,where do you get them from??
Very Funny...You get a star**
Cheeky.... but good...well done thanks for that.
Funny! 10!
? lol.
like it .lol