Play on Words part 1?!
Question: 1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backwards poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
12. The man, who fell into an upholstery machine, is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Answers: 1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backwards poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
12. The man, who fell into an upholstery machine, is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
hahaha I like those
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haha yeah good ones!!!
Thanks Sparky!
All your jokes have brightened up my morning. :D
lol very nice lol
not bad!
lol
Excellent
not too bad
7 is a fowl joke - but the rest is great - there's even some that I've never heard before. :P
hahaha
he he nice ones*
Thanks Sparky!
All your jokes have brightened up my morning. :D
lol very nice lol
not bad!
lol
Excellent
not too bad
7 is a fowl joke - but the rest is great - there's even some that I've never heard before. :P
hahaha
he he nice ones*
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