Play on Words part 2?!
Question: 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune-teller, who escaped from prison, was a small medium at large.
23. Those, who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.
24. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
25. Those, who jump off a Paris bridge, are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Answers: 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune-teller, who escaped from prison, was a small medium at large.
23. Those, who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.
24. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
25. Those, who jump off a Paris bridge, are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
those are great. Keep 'm coming. star for you
....ok..what's the point?
Good Pun, but whats the question?
okay well its long and its true and its all playing on them words
Pretty funny! thanks for the larf.
Thanks Sparky!
All your jokes have brightened up my morning. :D
haha lol
xD
lol thanx
What's the question please? Perhaps you just want to PUNish us.
Great ones again.
very punny
Anxiously awaiting part 3 :P
hahaha
I enjoyed those, thanks sparky.*
hahaha nice ones