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Question: THE PARROT!!!


A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I
wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."



"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent,
thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy says, "Then answer this - how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but, since you asked,
I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see
it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy "You really can understand and speak English, can't
you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought
to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20;
just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."


"What are you talking about?" asks the guy

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the
door in a sheer black nightie."

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and
began patting her all over," reported the parrot.


"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and
began to kiss her all over...."

The frantic guy demands, "AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know", said the parrot. "I got an erection and fell off my
perch!"


Answers: THE PARROT!!!


A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I
wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."



"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent,
thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy says, "Then answer this - how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but, since you asked,
I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see
it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy "You really can understand and speak English, can't
you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought
to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20;
just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."


"What are you talking about?" asks the guy

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the
door in a sheer black nightie."

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and
began patting her all over," reported the parrot.


"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and
began to kiss her all over...."

The frantic guy demands, "AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know", said the parrot. "I got an erection and fell off my
perch!"

Pretty Good...have a star.

Excellent - and very funny too!

LMAO ^_^ thats funny

OH!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!!

That is funny!

Poor guy though. =[ His wifey was bad!

Ha ha good one. lol!!

:-)))

hahha..funny..

Funny! 10!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

polly wants a biscuit.lol

brilliant!!

FUNNY LMAO

hehehe... nice one chick : )

good one



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