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Question: An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"


The atheist looked directly into the light, "it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."


Answers: An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"


The atheist looked directly into the light, "it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

I loved this!!!!!!!!!! It is going straight to my preacher! Thankyou again!

I'll use that if I'm ever in the same situation. Thanks.

lol not bad

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE. I needed that laugh thanks a lot.

lol i loved that thanx for sharing!!! ha ha ha

Nice one... I wish yu put the "complete" joke here...

Anyways, I'll complete it for yu-

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
Wen the bear opens his eyes to feast after his prayer, the damn slimy Atheist had made good of the time and vanished into the woods.


:-)

God's ways are mysterious...

aww man, this is the funniest religious joke evr! HAHAHAHAH! I am definitely using it...u made this up or heard it sumwhere? Haha...

lol

funny star for you

I heard that joke before but instead of an atheist it was a preacher. makes more sense I think. Why would an atheist want to make the bear a christian when he thinks christians are crazy. A preacher though would naturally assume that making the bear a christian would save him. He would be wrong though because the bear, now a christian, decides to murder and eat the preacher, this shows that even though someone is a christian they can still do bad things (i.e. murder and eat a preacher)

A better joke involving an atheist would be:

An atheist is rowing about in a small boat on Loch Ness. Suddenly, the monster rises up out of the deeps and starts battering the boat. In fear for his life, the atheist shouts "God help me!"

Abruptly everything freezes, and the atheist hears an echoing voice saying "But I thought you did not believe in me."

"Give me a break, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"

Funny LOL*

lol

Good one. And Oliver's joke was funny too.



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